December 2009
23 posts
“But first! A toast, to Emily. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride! Tell me my...”
– Barkis Bittern
Today
i am lonely.
“Either way you turn, I’ll be there. Open up your skull, I’ll be...”
– Radiohead
What's better than a bulldog in a sweater?
If you answered ‘nothing’, I like your mindset, but you’re incorrect. This bb bulldog has really upped the ante. He knows his way around the kitchen, and can rock a chef’s hat like no other. What’s more appealing to the young lady bulldogs than a stud in a cashmere turtleneck? A stud in a cashmere turtleneck that can cook. Well done bb bulldog. Well done.
Word up to teen pregnancy today! One of mis amigas favoritas just found out she’s having a baby girl. With a god mother like me there is no doubt that baby will not only have the best mohawk in town, but also inherit some of my ~sweetest dance moves~. Sorry Frances Bean, this baby is the new princess of grunge and daddy issues, time to pass the torch.
